What's in Your Survival Kit?

What does a mountain climber, an astronaut, and an event planner have in common? They all have survival kits. Yes, event planners do in fact have survival kits that they bring on-site to ensure that their clients have everything they could ever need. So, what's in said survival kit? Some things are obvious, and others are just downright bizarre. Here's a list of the inventory of a typical event planner's survival kit.

• Batteries (in assorted sizes)
• Bags (ranging from a barf bag to a garbage bag)
• Bottle opener and corkscrew
• Cable ties
• Camera
• Candles
• Calculator
• Clipboard
• Disposable razors
• Dustpan and broom
• Extension cord
• First aid kit
• Hand soap (also body wash)
• Hammer
• Insect repellent
• iPhone charger (because who doesn't have an iPhone?!)
• Knife (to the cut the cake or the mother of the bride)
• Pens and pencils
• Polish and duster (for shoes, nails, etc.)
• Matches and lighters
• Markers
• Measuring tape
• Mints and gum
• Multi-purpose cleaner
• Nails and screws (assorted)
• Painkillers
• Paper clips
• Paper towels
• Pins
• Pliers
• Safety pins
• Screwdriver
• Sewing kit
• Stapler and staples
• Stopwatch
• Sunscreen
• Super glue
• Tape (every single type of tape ever created)
• Tissue paper
• Toothbrushes and toothpaste
• Torch
• Water bottles
• Whistle
• Wipes (hand and face)
• Wire cutters
• Umbrella
• USB port